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radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

(Source: terrakion, via jeniifiree)

amandawhynes:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

booche:

drunktrophywife:

I love princess peach so much because daddy says I’m his princess and his little peach so when you put it together I’m his little princess peach ^^

yes baby you’re daddy’s little princess peach come sit in daddy’s lap i can be your bowser ;)

But I’m so scared of bowser daddy he’s a big meanie!!!!!!!

i know daddy bowser seems big and mean and scary but i promise you’ll love him once you get a taste ;)

what is going on.
herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 
doodooprincess:

subtle
farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

 
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!


*GROANS LOUDLY*
Anonymous: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

lustire:

sorry mum u have reached ask limit 

(via unescapable)

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

officialunitedstates:

man inside bathroom of fancy restaurant blows on your hands instead of you using hand dryer, giving place a more personable feel

(via pleatedjeans)

artoftheautomobile:

Batventador
via goldRush Rally

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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